Monday, May 21, 2012

New Career Plan

My cousin is quickly approaching the end of her High School career and she has been contemplating on what the next step will be for her. She certainly loves to work with hair and make up and has been considering going to a Regency Beauty School. She really would like to attend a modern school so she has looked at regency beauty schools, which began in 2002 with just 2 campuses and currently has over 80 with much more expansion to come. It really is a great school and offers lots of experience to its students through discounted services provided by students with great guidance from the supervisors.

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Saturday, May 12, 2012

The pastor's ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered In another race and it won again.The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered The pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor To get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news,Posted the following headline:

NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back The donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas .... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you Much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Why Hubby is Tired

I didn't think my husband minded me staying home raising the children until he sent me this email...

Dear I'm tired...

The population of this country is about 237 million.
~104 million are retired.
~That leaves 133 million to do the work.
~There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
~Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
~2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.
~Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
~At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
~Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
~That leaves just two people to do the work.
~You and me.
~And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...

This was all in good fun, he really loves the fact that I am willing to stay home with the kids!